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Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
He thought he might get a kick out of it!

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?
One goes quick and the other goes quack!

How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots of carrots.

What do you get when you cross a goat a donkey and a ram?
A nice big kick in the AAAAss.

What disease do horses fear most?
Hay Fever!

"Some horses are so polite that when they come to a fence,
they stop and let you go over first."

What is a horses favorite T.V. show?

One day I rode in a race,
You should have seen my face.
I was ahead by a mile.
I had a great big smile.
My horse was running fast,
He did not want to be in last.
Once I crossed the finish line,
My parents said I did just fine.
There were twelve other people in the race.
Out of them I got first place.
Me and my horse went down in history.
Of course this was no mystery.

My horse's name is Jessie.
When he is in his stall it can get messy.
I think he is a really sweet horse.
I never have to ride with much force.
He runs around,
And puts holes in the ground.
He can go really fast,
This way he will never get last.
I have owned him for more than a year.
He has never shed a tear.
He loves to go on a trail,
And help me get the mail.
When he is bad I call him Bessie.
This is the end of my poem about my horse Jessie.

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra!

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