Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
What is the difference between a horse and a duck?
One goes quick and the other goes quack!
How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots of carrots.
What do you get when you cross a goat a donkey and a ram?
A nice big kick in the AAAAss.
What disease do horses fear most?
Hay Fever!
"Some horses are so polite that when they come to a fence,
they stop and let you go over first."
What is a horses favorite T.V. show?
Neeeebours
THE RACE:
One day I rode in a race,
You should have seen my face.
I was ahead by a mile.
I had a great big smile.
My horse was running fast,
He did not want to be in last.
Once I crossed the finish line,
My parents said I did just fine.
There were twelve other people in the race.
Out of them I got first place.
Me and my horse went down in history.
Of course this was no mystery.
JESSIE:
My horse's name is Jessie.
When he is in his stall it can get messy.
I think he is a really sweet horse.
I never have to ride with much force.
He runs around,
And puts holes in the ground.
He can go really fast,
This way he will never get last.
I have owned him for more than a year.
He has never shed a tear.
He loves to go on a trail,
And help me get the mail.
When he is bad I call him Bessie.
This is the end of my poem about my horse Jessie.
What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra!
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