Docker Park Docker Park Farm Visitor Center Lancashire Docker Park Farm's Goat Jokes

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What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol.

What do you call a goat at sea? Billy Ocean.

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a goat".
"How long have you felt like that"?
"Since I was a kid".

Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn.

Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they're always butting in.

What do you call a goat's beard? A goatee.

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Ned at Docker Park Farm Visitor Centre in Lancashire
on 015242 21331