What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol.
What do you call a goat at sea? Billy Ocean.
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a goat".
"How long have you felt like that"?
"Since I was a kid".
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they're always butting in.
What do you call a goat's beard? A goatee.
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