Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side
Why did the rooster cross the road ? To cockadoodle dooo something
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? She heard the referee calling fowls
Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he wasn't chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser
Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn't have enough guts
Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet
Why did the horse cross the road ? Because the chicken needed a day off
Why did the chewing gum cross the road ? Because it was stuck to the chicken !
Why did the chicken cross the "net" ? It wanted to get to the other site !
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !
What does an alarm cluck say ? "Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo !"
Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
How long do chickens work ? Around the cluck !
Why did the chicken cross the road ? To prove to the possum that it could be done !
Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Because it ran out of cluck !
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